BELLA
ahhhh! there's pee on the seat again. ANTHONY!
MARTY
bella, calm down.
BELLA
anthony keeps peeing on the seat and if he does it one more time ...
MARTY
just wipe it off.
BELLA
i want him to wipe it off.
MARTY
that isn't going to happen just yet.
BELLA
well i want it to.
MARTY
well, then i'm going to have to see that the seat gets wiped off because it's too much for anthony right now.
BELLA
i want him to do it.
MARTY
do your tapping bella.
BELLA
i don't know how to do my tapping.
MARTY
then just try to do it.
BELLA
i'm not going to try and you can't make me try.
MARTY
well, enjoy your anger then.
the "tapping" is some thing a parent came to bella's class to teach the kids as a way to calm down when you get upset. while it sounds impressive i can assure you it's not nearly as impressive as how marty can stay calm and reserved through a conversation like that. the fact that that discourse isn't riddled with expletives proves she's beyond superhuman really.
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