MONORAIL

Weblog
current
archives
random

Biographical
what i'm remembering
what i'm eating
who i'm looking like
what i'm coveting

Books
what i'm reading
me vs mla's top 100

Film
me vs afi's top 100

Music
what i'm hearing

The Net
what you're wanting

Contact

page me
 
ARCHIVES BY DATE ARCHIVES BY SUBJECT
2014
 01  02  03

2013
 01  02  03  04  05  06  07  08  09  10  11  12

2012
 01  02  03  04  05  06  07  08  09  10  11  12

2011
 01  02  03  04  05  06  07  08  09  10  11  12

2010
 01  02  03  04  05  06  07  08  09  10  11  12

2009
 01  02  03  04  05  06  07  08  09  10  11  12

2008
 01  02  03  04  05  06  07  08  09  10  11  12

2007
 01  02  03  04  05  06  07  08  09  10  11  12

2006
 01  02  03  04  05  06  07  08  09  10  11  12

2005
 01  02  03  04  05  06  07  08  09  10  11  12

2004
 01  02  03  04  05  06  07  08  09  10  11  12

2003
 01  02  03  04  05  06  07  08  09  10  11  12

2002
 01  02  03  04  05  06  07  08  09  10  11  12

2001
 01  02  03  04  05  06  07  08  09  10  11  12

2000
 05  06  07  08  09  10  11  12
 
  archive (1)
  art (19)
  audio (1)
  bio (1)
  books (59)
  comedy (1)
  computer (39)
  faith (6)
  family (85)
  fashion (15)
  film (61)
  food (17)
  friend (109)
  friends (100)
  geek (16)
  health (80)
  how-to (14)
  humor (36)
  hygiene (62)
  kids (482)
  life (69)
  list (1)
  movie (2)
  movies (1)
  music (68)
  nature (1)
  news (22)
  nutrition (1)
  parenting (5)
  personal (262)
  photo (236)
  quote (290)
  quotes (289)
  science (65)
  society (163)
  sports (38)
  story (22)
  storytime (21)
  swim (9)
  technology (1)
  television (22)
  travel (91)
  tv (8)
  video (56)
  wall-o-wonder (3)
  web (256)
  wife (56)


 
icnArchiverTop
icnArchiverBot
txt_monoArchiver
ARCHIVE VIEWER
1 year ago 2 years ago 3 years ago 4 years ago 5 years ago 6 years ago 7 years ago
KIDS, QUOTES  permanent link to this entry 04.23.2010
yeah, mine too kid.
after getting the boys ready for bed, i read them books alternating between ones each of them have picked out of their book bins. at 8:00 i say lights out, turn off the bedside lamp and we all hunker down, snuggle up and close our eyes. sometimes the boys try goofing around playing tunnel and touching each other with their feet but i'm quick to squash such nonsense telling them the days over and it's time for sleep. i'm quick to protect this time because most nights i take this moment to catch a twenty minute nap which works well for modeling because i'm usually the first of the three of us to fall asleep (i set an alarm for 8:30 to prevent my naps from going until 3am). last night as i was drifting to sleep anthony brought me back with the following.

ANTHONY
dad.

TROY
yes anfer.

ANTHONY
my penis feels like metal.

TROY
stop touching it and go to sleep anfer.

it is rare that one gets to feel like such an authority on matters as when it comes to fathers advising sons on their penises.



write!






Welcome Professional MonoRail TroyScripts Gallery