tld
a story and conversation repository (est. 2000)
 
 
What I'm Reading 08.01.26
What I'm Thinking 12.19.25
What I'm Remembering 08.18.25
What I'm Eating 05.03.13
Who I'm Looking Like 12.16.11

Not on the College Brochure 08.15.26
Blink twice if you require help 10.14.25
Her Secret Weapon 06.25.25
Fail to Launch 05.29.25
Unimitigated Honesty 04.24.25

< PREV
FAMILY 2007-10-10
say it, don't spray it
when anthony is hungry and not getting what he wants, be it mashed potatoes or a drink of water or a spoon of oatmeal he shrieks like a pre-pubescent howler monkey.

when anthony is offered food he doesn't want, he waves his left arm wildly back and forth as if he's trying to karate chop any attempt to get it near his food hole (or mouth for those not accustomed to having their mouth called their food hole).

when anthony decides he is done with something he's already been given, he squeezes the morsel in his tiny fist, watching it bleed through his clenching digits. once the food is properly disintegrated he madly waves this raised fist above his head sending the little bits of food flying each and every way.

between the screaming, flailing arm and airborne food our kitchen oftentimes seems like a food processor is running full-bore without the lid on.
view post
September 15th - 19th
On Drinking (long-form essay)
October 13th - 17th
Week of posts
November 17th - 21st
The Guns and Banjo Tour (long-form essay)
December 15th -19th
Final Week of DeArmitt Dot Com
 
Does this page look different than you remember? Learn why here.