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ENTERTAINMENT, FAMILY, LIFE
2004-06-02
what did you just say to me?!?
after watching sleeping beauty for the first time, the following conversation took place between bella and marty in front of grandma nat ...
BELLA
lay down on the bed mom and i will put a prick in you.
MARTY
excuse me.
BELLA
i said, lay down on the bed and i will put a prick in you.
MARTY
and, that would be what i thought you said.
HUMOR
BAYA
MARTA
CONVERSATION
PARENTHOOD
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