Nice hair! (referring to my crazy pompadour)
Nice bangs (referring to here heavily sprayed mall hair)
My bangs are raging (some catch word from the times)
A raging inferno maybe. If a single person in this entire establishment lit a match, you'd be bald.
You're an a**hole. I oughta get some of my friends to kick your measly ass.
Yeah I hear the class of 92 is a tough lot
They are. I bet you guys go to Meramac (cheesy local community college)
And I bet you go to Xavier's school of prostitution.
As a matter of fact I do and I make $100 a night
I bet that's 100 dissatisfied customers.
(It would be at this point she lost it, tried to dump her soda on me and marched out, her towering hair scraping the top of the doorjam)
On leaving the place an old couple stopped me and my girlfriend
Young man, my wife and I have been coming here on this day for 32 years now, it's where we met, and that is the funniest thing I've ever heard here.
Well thanks, she was not a very pleasant person.
Yeah, she was a real bitch.