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MUSEUM NAKED
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CAST: marty and myself
SETTING:   bedroom
SCENE: talking before going to sleep, as we sometimes do

MARTY
how old were you when you first looked at a dirty magazine?

TROY
oh boy, i don't know. 6th grade, 7th grade. why?

MARTY
johnny got caught looking at porn and is banned from using the computer.

TROY
wow. suck.

MARTY
i guess he was over at his friend's house and the friend's parents called his (johnny's) parents the next day and said they found that the boys were looking at porn on the internet and wanted to let them know.

TROY
porn of the internet? hmph. they're probably just being alarmist.

MARTY
alarmist? what do you mean by alarmist?

TROY
i mean it probably wasn't porn at all, but just like naked women or something.

MARTY
naked women or something? what do you call that?

TROY
well, if it was like playboy or something, it's not porn, it's just naked people. look at it this way, anything they can also see at a museum is not porn. it's just nudity, everyone has one. and the human body is supposed to be a beautiful and marvelous thing. are we to discourage that right out of the gate. and forget about the natural aspects of such curiousity.

MARTY
so it's not porn porn, or it's an ok kind of porn?

TROY
sure. i mean it's not like they're looking at peter north money shots or something.

MARTY
so what you're saying is it's ok as long as they're looking at just porn porn and not porn PORN.

TROY
museum porn. sure.

MARTY
you're wrong.

TROY
you have no idea how many times i was _wrong_ when i was johhny's age.


MUSEUM NAKED
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