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SPECIAL HOLE < prev next > CAST: nieces lauren and maria (both 11), marty and myself SETTING:   slumber party at our house SCENE: talking right before going to sleep, i'm sitting close by reading MARIA (to marty) Are you going to have your baby by c-section or the other way. MARTY I hope to have it the other way which is called vaginally. MARIA Oh. LAUREN What does vaginally mean? MARTY Well, when women get pregnant, they have a special hole for the baby to come out when it is born and when it comes out of this special hole it is called a vaginal birth. LAUREN Oh. MARIA (to me) Are you learning stuff here Uncle Troy? SPECIAL HOLE < prev next >

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