so what's new with you guys since i saw you last year?
THE WIFE (in an upbeat, excited tone)
we have a new therapist we both like.
uh, you mean, like a physical therapist?
no a marriage therapist.
oh. wow. ok. so no small talk. we're just going to get into it? with that as our starting point, i think we'll be talking about your last exciting bedroom encounter in the next five minutes.
it's you troy. it's bound to come out sooner or later. why fight it?
fortunate for them, dinner was announced four minutes later. i'm completely eager to pick up where we left off next year.