TROYSCRIPTS

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the troyscripts explained

Archives
little things
eighteen years
multi-purpose
old (part ii)
curious
no secrets
adolescence
old
sugar-coated
new mom
outmatched
different
mercial
confused
calling home
oma
flavored and scented
try again
just a child
a pack of lies
now?
i'm not sleeping there
smart, smart girl
don't feed the animals
free pizza
the bedtime story
currency
you should know
dinner-table biology
dad has to go
three shows
remedial self-help
the last word
look before you leak
a gooder name
can i keep this?
missing keri
three percenter
things that are yellow
adopt you
37 years in 5 minutes
finish pooping please
marcher
warrior, part ii
go hide
be a warrior
you rang
your name's what?
motherhood
how'd that get in there?
i don't do that
i gotta know
i don't like that
confused (part i)
show me
the uphill battle
life post-larry
hey, i know you
smell my finger
who are you, supergirl?
the lie
i gotta go!
easy money
thanks for telling me
i need a minute
he's only five!
you in the closet?
reach into daddy's pocket
look into my eyes
is that my toothbrush?
overall funk
talk to my people
it's also neat
is there any other kind
did you read that article
the exchange student
hey boo-boo
he does have his limits
i said no!
may i have your attention?
i have a question
but it's dirty
that explains it
museum naked
feelin' sexy
little bo sheep
infinitesimal talk
hale bop alula
ipod you
thanking delusion
chiniqua
circuitious
what did you say?
the reflex
oh that kind of house
would you mind?
naked
excuse me ladies
is that egg on your face?
boy genius
questions aren't dumb
the wedding toast (part i)
andy gibb is coming
ring the bell sir
the party line
i need penis problems
grab a kneeler
drive faster mom!
white castle
heat sucks
the wrong question
special hole
you order wrong
who's circumcised

THE TROYSCRIPTS EXPLAINED

What are the TroyScripts?
The TroyScripts represent conversations I have participated in or overheard in my meager dealings with my fellow man.

How are they recorded?
So far, just good ole fashioned recall. After a tantalizing piece of banter, I head to the journal and jot it down. I have considered optimizing this system to include some sort of recording device, but as yet have not had the need nor do I like the stigma the "please speak into the lapel" process creates.

How do I view a TroyScript?
Navigate to this page and then click on an item in the Archive section (to left). The newest scripts always be at the top of the list.

How can I be featured in a TroyScript?
One of two ways. First, you can transcribe and send me your curious conversations or you can jaw with me in an entertaining fashion.



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